Definitions by rOb

Velez Special 

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

Velez Special by Rob June 19, 2006

Coleman 

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

Coleman by Rob June 19, 2006

izoozi 

An indian/pakistani dude who has terrible English and always gets his ass kicked by his friends.

American dude : Why does that guy have terrible English?
Indian dude: Oh, he must be an izoozi!

izoozi by Rob June 17, 2006

brown-stick 

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick in the ass who was holding a shit in all day long.

Your sister is a nasty bitch. She had to shit all day and waited till after I fucked her ass. Now I have a brown-stick.

brown-stick by Rob April 27, 2006

tweener 

oral sex on the area area between the balls & a-hole; licking the perineum, male or female.

she lifted up my sack and gave me a "tweener"

see also "bonch"
see also "tossing the salad"

tweener by rob April 9, 2006

oreo 

When a male member of the caucasian race is recieving oral sex from a African American female, when viewed under dim light resembles the look of an Oreo cookie(two black cookies with white filler in the middle). Can be refered to as a doulbe stuff in two members are recieving oral sex from the same girl.

Damn, that was a great oreo I recieved form that girl at the club last night!

oreo by Rob April 8, 2006

blowing christmas 

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

blowing christmas by Rob April 6, 2006