rOb's definitions

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.

Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth

by rob March 8, 2005

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

skimme

encouraging someone to hurry up and give them something.

Quit usking around and skimme the damn skimmer already you rums

by rob August 21, 2003

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005

go for the rhino

Began after a competition to fling a shoe off of one's foot and hit one of those things little kids ride on that bounce around, shaped like a rhino.

Used to commend someone on a continued good effort; when one wants to attain a certain goal or task. Especially an extremely difficult one.

Jimmy: "Hey Maxwell, I've studied three hours for the Exam!"
Maxwell: "That's great Jimmy, go for the Rhino!"

by Rob June 23, 2004

Urbandictionary namecaller

Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.

Also see Urbandictionary Junkie

EDUARDO IS A PEICE OF CRAP FROM SOME MESSAGE BOARD!!!!111!11!1!!!11!1!!1oneone!!!!

by Rob October 10, 2004