rORY's definitions

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

leroy jenkins

A now popular (April/May 2005) mantra used by people online. Usually before running into a large crowd of enemies in Online Role Playing Games.
Named after a vidoe made in World of Warcraft where a guy runs into a huge crowd of creatures yelling "Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!"

(referring to odds of beating creatures)
1st Guy: Well that's a lot better than we usually do.
Leroy Jenkins: Alright, times up, let's do this. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss.
....<entire group is killed by the creatures>...
2nd Guy: Leroy, you are just stupid.
Leroy: Least I ain't chicken.

by Rory June 3, 2005

Gonadular Region

N; The Area of the Gonads
See Gonadular

He was itching his gonadular region.

by Rory July 20, 2004

guns n roses

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

by rory July 11, 2004

vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

by Rory May 18, 2003

Lazy Radio

Teh Online Radio for Mmmmm ? music ? =X

how about yew just go stfu

by Rory August 22, 2004

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005