rORY's definitions

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

FOAD

Fuck Off And Die (pronounced Foh-add)

"foad"

by Rory May 18, 2003

charva

Charvas are duh bestests and weas all cools and stuff like hew We wear da shoes dat better dan dat ovva stuff like boots an stuff like hew. dem goffs are stoopidest cos theys all baggys an stuff. wes all gots stuffs better an livs off da guvenment.

"I am a stoopid charva with 3 kids with different women and I am not as hard as I act"

by Rory January 26, 2005

obalob

a fat ass ho that farts and burps in public places

look at that obalob across da street.

by rory June 10, 2006

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 11, 2004

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.

She has a loose rusty bullet wound

by Rory March 31, 2003