rORY's definitions

splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 11, 2004

piece

your ring piece

my piece hurts after that ring of fire(see ring of fire)

by Rory March 31, 2003

vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

by Rory May 18, 2003

Lazy Radio

Teh Online Radio for Mmmmm ? music ? =X

how about yew just go stfu

by Rory August 22, 2004

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

NICE

The act of expressing ones personal opinion's towards something being funny or awkward.

Person 1: "You Ass face!"
Person 2: "Im not an ass face you are."
Person 3: "Nice"

by Rory July 20, 2004