rORY's definitions

obalob

a fat ass ho that farts and burps in public places

look at that obalob across da street.

by rory June 10, 2006

hombeef

A play on the words 'hom' meaning gay, 'homme' meaning man and 'beef' meaning beef. Originated after the infamous 'Manbeef' website was popularised.

"Shut up, Hombeef"

by Rory September 13, 2003

Funk

Jazz's deformed cousin

funk? funk? jazz'z deformed cousin

by rory September 26, 2005

NICE

The act of expressing ones personal opinion's towards something being funny or awkward.

Person 1: "You Ass face!"
Person 2: "Im not an ass face you are."
Person 3: "Nice"

by Rory July 20, 2004

e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 6, 2007

Open minded

Someone who is more Bi-curious than Bi-Sexual by Faceparty definiton. Usually by searching Faceparty with Openminded or Bi-Sezual selected for males, you will only find half of them are utter twats.

"I met some really cute emo guy on face party under open minded"

by Rory January 31, 2005

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007