Funk

funk? funk? jazz'z deformed cousin
by rory September 26, 2005
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ring of fire

When bored and lighting farts without underwear on when you get suck back and it burns your piece you have a ring of fire
Call someone 'ring of fire' if they do this.
by Rory March 31, 2003
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songmeanings.net

A site that used to be alright as it gave a type of open forum for people to discuss the lyrics of the song and what it meant.

Then people just used the space to give ill formed and ignorant opinions of songs and bands and just turn the site into a "I hate this band because <reason>... however, listen to me while I shove even more reasons why you should like this other band down your throat! HEre's some cool... art house rock! Yeh man, we're hip... but NOT HIP! Dangerous".... but I digress.

It's basically a musical lyrics version of Urban Dictionary, in what it's supposed to be and what it became.
"haha rock on dude. GOod Charlotte is thee worst band ever. They "look punk enough" thats about it. First of all, punk isnt a look, and it sure aint hosting their own show on mtv. Even before they got big i thought they sucked, so don't say I'm mad cause their big n famous now, they still blow. If anyone who likes this song considers themselves a punk, then i will not call myself a punk, even though i am, and you arent haha. So in conclusion, cood charlotte can suck blink 182's dicks and they should all kill themselves, nfg too while we're at it, and sum41, and all the fake bands out there....."

This delightful "review", brought to you by a gentleman named "IamTheEd". Under further investigation, he is a college student who among other things enjoys "Shakira" and "Drew Barrymore", as these two are in his top four list of all time actors.
by Rory April 02, 2005
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York, Maine

Where pimps come from, but during summer is mostly filled with slutty girls from Mass. But no doubt where players play
Are you from York? No? leave
by Rory April 10, 2005
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BOB

A navy term, meaning "Born on board". It literally means, a crewman that was born on board that ship but is more generally used to mean someone that was born aboard any military ship.
"That guy's really fucking possesive about his quaters!"
"Don't mind him, he's just a BOB".
by Rory December 19, 2004
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smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.
Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.
by Rory May 13, 2005
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vom

"who vommed in the living room?"
by Rory May 18, 2003
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