quan cao tien's definitions

HCMC

HCMC stands for "Ho Chi Minh City", Vietnam.

Attn: Cao Tien Quan,
32/89 B, Block 2.
Hamlet 32,
Tan Chanh Hiep Ward,
Dist. 12,
HCMC,
Vietnam.

by quan cao tien August 20, 2010

Cark (it)

To die.

Princess Diana did cark (it) in a car crash in Paris.

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

not much cop

Not very good.

He's not much cop as a cop.

by quan cao tien August 31, 2010

BMW

Bring More Women

Two dudes are in red light district one night.
Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!

by quan cao tien July 13, 2010

Bill Gates

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.

One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.

by quan cao tien August 25, 2010

Vietnamse

Being Vietnamese is about riding in a Chinese motorbike to an local pub for a Lao beer, then travelling home, grabbing Cambodian common rat dishes on the way, phoning friends by a Finnish mobile phone, sitting on Italian furniture and watching Korean films on a Japanese TV every night as well.

*Vietnamese: I like these kinds of food such as squared sticky rice cakes, Pho, caramelised fish in claypot (ca kho to), Bun oc, Hu tieu, to name but a few.
*Korean: What about Lao beer? D'you like watching Korean films?
*Vietnamse: I do absolutely!
*Korean: You must be Vietnamese fo sho, man!

by quan cao tien August 12, 2010

Whisky

Whisky or Scotch, or Uisge Beatha in Gaelic, is a type of distilled beverage from fermented grain mash. Different grains are used for different varieties, including barley, rye, corn cum wheat. Whisky’s aged in wooden casks, made generally of white oak. The distillate must age for at least three years and one day in Scotland to be called Scotch whisky, although most single malts are offered at a minimum of eight years of age. Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt, blended malt , blended Scotch whisky, blended grain Scotch whisky, and single grain Scotch whisky. Plain caramel colouring may be added. That is the greatest liquor I have ever drunk so far! I cannot imagine what the world would be without whisky.

Scottish proverb - "Never mix whisky with water, cola or ice because whisky can only be mixed with whisky only".

by quan cao tien August 12, 2010