qbert 's definitions

gmail

A brand new email service by Google that offers 1GB of email storage. Gmail is currently in its early stages, but when it finally goes mainstream, its gonna blow Hotmail and Yahoo's mail services offline!

Who does a guy have to fuck around here in order to get a Gmail invite!?!

by Qbert August 1, 2004

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005

netbsd

Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".

Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.

by Qbert May 12, 2004

cahps

How someone from Boston pronounces "Cops"

I'm gonna call the cahps on ya.

by Qbert July 30, 2004

jaguar

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.

1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!

2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!

by Qbert October 12, 2004

let's fuck this bitch

A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.

Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"

by Qbert July 5, 2004

TSS

Acronym for The Screen Savers

TSS is a computer / technology television show on the G4TECHTV network.

by Qbert July 24, 2004