Definitions by public2

The Manager Room 

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

The Manager Room by public2 November 12, 2022

BE OPEN 

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

BE OPEN by public2 November 12, 2022

HAANG 

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

HAANG by public2 November 12, 2022

Macroeconomic issues 

What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.

I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.

Macroeconomic issues by public2 November 12, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum 

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum by public2 November 12, 2022

It's just a draft, bro! 

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

It's just a draft, bro! by public2 November 12, 2022

PIPpocalypse 

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.

I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?

PIPpocalypse by public2 November 12, 2022