bozillion

15 billion. The amount that the company Meta spent on creating the first version of their gateway to their Metaverse, Horizon Worlds. Andrew "Boz" Bosworth runs the Reality Labs division of Meta, where Horizon Worlds was produced, hence the word is prefixed "boz".

The $1 bozillion dollars we spent to bring Nintendo Miis to Virtual Reality was totally worth it!

by public2 November 12, 2022

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022

It's just a draft, bro!

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

by public2 November 12, 2022

bozinga

What Meta's CTO Andrew "Boz" Bosworth says when he cancels Metaverse projects after several months of work.

Bozinga! Time to dump this bozillion dollar project and move onto something else!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Macroeconomic issues

What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.

I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.

by public2 November 12, 2022

sabatoge

When you make a post to a group of 5000+ people thinking it will be kept private, but then it backfires and gets leaked.

Did you see that post? That's some sabatoge!

by public2 November 12, 2022