Bananavision

The shitty version of Instagram that launched in 2022 and was subsequently killed because Kim Kardashian didn't like it.

Why is Instagram trying to be the new Tiktok? I hate this bananavision update!

by public2 November 12, 2022

HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bot lives matter, bot love matters

The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.

Elon, stop fighting the bots! Bot lives matter, bot love matters.

by public2 November 12, 2022

sabatoge

When you make a post to a group of 5000+ people thinking it will be kept private, but then it backfires and gets leaked.

Did you see that post? That's some sabatoge!

by public2 November 12, 2022

It's just a draft, bro!

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

by public2 November 12, 2022