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A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.
Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"
Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"
Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"
by psiscott May 2, 2006
Get the chaise lounge mug.A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.
Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
by psiscott May 2, 2006
Get the Expresso mug.A derogatory name given to a dolt or dwanker. Even if the true name of the individual is known, the name "click" is substituted if the dude is a total dwank!
Max: "Is William coming to the meeting?"
Scott: "You'd think that the last time would have been his last time after proposing an interior decorating agenda for 3 hours when we were supposed to be talking about alternative fuels! Alas CLICK will likely be here!"
Scott: "You'd think that the last time would have been his last time after proposing an interior decorating agenda for 3 hours when we were supposed to be talking about alternative fuels! Alas CLICK will likely be here!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the click mug.A combination word used to describe something which is extremely large. Larger than life. Derived from "gargantous" and "gigantic."
"Someone told me that Lou Ferrigno was smaller than Arnie; like he was only five foot four or something! WRONGO! I saw him at a downtown nightclub! They practically had to take the door off the hinges so he could get in. He's gargantic!!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the gargantic mug.Misconceptions about acne:
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.
To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.
To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
Bodybuilder: "Shit, I have a pimple."
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
by psiscott May 2, 2006
Get the pimple mug.Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.
A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the Clint Eastwood mug.A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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