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Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.
Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!
Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"
Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the sucking on the Devil's dickmug. A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!
'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++
Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?
Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++
Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)
In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.
Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++
Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?
Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++
Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)
In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.
Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the schedulemug. A thousand meters. A metric measurment used for mid to long distances. Approximately 5/8 or .625 of a mile.
A word which is - more often than not - BUTCHERED by alledgedly educated media speakers and now the general population.
The correct pronunciation is based on the FACT that the first part of the word is 'kilo' meaning 1000 and uttered as 'keelo.' The second part is 'meter', uttered 'meeter.' Thus the true pronunciation of this 'whopper' - give me a break - is 'keelomeeter' with the 'o' pronounced as it is generally uttered in the alphabet as opposed to the long 'awww' sound. The explanation for this is best offered through understanding prefixes and suffixes as well as investigating how other related metric measurements are uttered. 'Centimeter' for example is NOT uttered 'cent-IM-itter' just as 'millimeter' is NOT uttered 'mill-IM-itter.' These two words are usually NOT BUTCHERED and are found said properly as 'sEnta-mEEter' or 'sEnti-meeter' - with the 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' And 'milli-meeter' - 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' Or 'milleemeeter.'
A word which is - more often than not - BUTCHERED by alledgedly educated media speakers and now the general population.
The correct pronunciation is based on the FACT that the first part of the word is 'kilo' meaning 1000 and uttered as 'keelo.' The second part is 'meter', uttered 'meeter.' Thus the true pronunciation of this 'whopper' - give me a break - is 'keelomeeter' with the 'o' pronounced as it is generally uttered in the alphabet as opposed to the long 'awww' sound. The explanation for this is best offered through understanding prefixes and suffixes as well as investigating how other related metric measurements are uttered. 'Centimeter' for example is NOT uttered 'cent-IM-itter' just as 'millimeter' is NOT uttered 'mill-IM-itter.' These two words are usually NOT BUTCHERED and are found said properly as 'sEnta-mEEter' or 'sEnti-meeter' - with the 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' And 'milli-meeter' - 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' Or 'milleemeeter.'
A typical example of the BUTCHERING of the word 'kilometer':
Trucker Bob: "I drove 'bout 500 'killawwwmitters' til I stuck it in the sleeper. So tired, forgot I never had a sleeper and woke up in the godamned reefer...sheeet!
Fed-up etymologist: "Excuse me dude, but it is pronounced 'keelomeeter' *long 'o' as in 'toe'* could you please get it right and pass it on?"
Trucker Bob: *walking over to etymologist and dumping half eaten bacon and eggs on his head* "I don't take kindly to bein' corrected by some teacher-boy home-ohhh-secksull!"
Fed-up etymologist: *who also happens to be a runner-up in an ultimate fighting light-heavyweight t.v. championship, Ninjas the trucker in the throat and throws him INTO the floor while stating* "Perhaps today is a good day to learn shit-for-brains." *drags him outside and stuffs him into his reefer*.
Trucker Bob: "I drove 'bout 500 'killawwwmitters' til I stuck it in the sleeper. So tired, forgot I never had a sleeper and woke up in the godamned reefer...sheeet!
Fed-up etymologist: "Excuse me dude, but it is pronounced 'keelomeeter' *long 'o' as in 'toe'* could you please get it right and pass it on?"
Trucker Bob: *walking over to etymologist and dumping half eaten bacon and eggs on his head* "I don't take kindly to bein' corrected by some teacher-boy home-ohhh-secksull!"
Fed-up etymologist: *who also happens to be a runner-up in an ultimate fighting light-heavyweight t.v. championship, Ninjas the trucker in the throat and throws him INTO the floor while stating* "Perhaps today is a good day to learn shit-for-brains." *drags him outside and stuffs him into his reefer*.
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the kilometermug. 1) Max: "Are you going to work on Saturday?"
Scott: "Of course dude, there is a serious amount of cashish to be made with overtime!!"
2) Max: "I need some cashish to buy the wife her new boob job."
Scott: "Is that REALLY necessary, I mean is she that materialistic that she needs balloons in her chest?"
Max: "Yes, and so am I!"
Scott: "Excellent"
Scott: "Of course dude, there is a serious amount of cashish to be made with overtime!!"
2) Max: "I need some cashish to buy the wife her new boob job."
Scott: "Is that REALLY necessary, I mean is she that materialistic that she needs balloons in her chest?"
Max: "Yes, and so am I!"
Scott: "Excellent"
by psiscott May 9, 2006
Get the cashishmug. 1) Electrical reference to a type of current. AC is Alternating Current, the type found in most houses. DC is Direct Current, the type one gets from a battery.
2) An excellent Australian band originally fronted by Bon Scott until he puked to death from drinking too much alcohol and replaced by Brian Johnson who ironically took the band to higher levels of success
3) A guy who swings both ways sexually. A bisexual. A guy who would turn to any page in a phone book, point randomly to a name, call it and fuck it if it agreed.
2) An excellent Australian band originally fronted by Bon Scott until he puked to death from drinking too much alcohol and replaced by Brian Johnson who ironically took the band to higher levels of success
3) A guy who swings both ways sexually. A bisexual. A guy who would turn to any page in a phone book, point randomly to a name, call it and fuck it if it agreed.
1) Max: "Can I touch this wire?"
Scott: "Sure, if you want to get a 20 Amp AC death shock...in fact...go ahead guy."
2) Max: "Have you heard of the band AC/DC dude?"
Scott: "Bonesmoker, unless you were just discovered hanging from a tree in the deep Brazilian rainforest you have heard of this awesome band. You have a large green leaf stuck in you shorts dwanker."
3) Max: "Why the fuck is Jason holding hands with that guy, I just saw him face-fucking Liz last night!?"
Scott: "He is AC/DC dude, he likes weiners and pie!"
Scott: "Sure, if you want to get a 20 Amp AC death shock...in fact...go ahead guy."
2) Max: "Have you heard of the band AC/DC dude?"
Scott: "Bonesmoker, unless you were just discovered hanging from a tree in the deep Brazilian rainforest you have heard of this awesome band. You have a large green leaf stuck in you shorts dwanker."
3) Max: "Why the fuck is Jason holding hands with that guy, I just saw him face-fucking Liz last night!?"
Scott: "He is AC/DC dude, he likes weiners and pie!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the AC/DCmug. A delicious - yet somewhat feminine - Schnapps with a strong peach flavour. Bols makes many Schnapps and the peach is very sweet and tasty. Nice on its on with rocks or delicious served in a mix to make a Fuzzy Navel.
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps neat please."
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the Peach Schnappsmug. A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the condom swimmermug.