noun
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 01, 2009
DonKing Kick
Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
by pseudonympho March 02, 2022
Alkaline Vvater (spelled with two V’s)
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Hey may I please have a water?
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
by pseudonympho April 20, 2022
In Southern California (could reach out further than Southern California though), the term is describing the elderly old women around the area. They for some odd reason have a blue tint to their grey hair.. so.. they are known as blue hairs.
by pseudonympho April 20, 2022
When you see a vehicle that someone fucked up by making their own “wide body kit” out of things they had laying around to the point where you have no choice but to just assume they are a crack addict. The body kit is without anyones doubt homemade, covered in bondo, half sanded, sometimes a close-ish color of spray paint has been used to deter the amount of attention to the unfinished mistake of a project for the moment as 99.9% of the time the crack head custom body man claims it’s “still in progress”. I mean Fucked up to the point you have to take a photo if it.
The vehicle can be Bondocratic
and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.
The vehicle can be Bondocratic
and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.
“Ohhhh no way! sick fender flares, bondocratic! You do all this craftsmanship yourself!? Noooo get out of here, you did!? Man you should start your own bondocratic body shop - look out west coast customs!”
by pseudonympho February 28, 2022
A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
by pseudonympho March 01, 2022