Alkaline Vvater (spelled with two V’s)
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Hey may I please have a water?
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
Get the Alkaline VVatermug. A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
by pseudonympho March 01, 2022
Get the Titty Horsemug. I had this idea that would entertaining, educational, and loved by everyone and this isn’t the proper way to shoot u an idea I’m sure but I’m doin it soo
If urban dictionary had a tab/link to a new sector - Urban Gestures. Because there’s a million ways people say things to each other on the street, or work, etc that are done without words.. and how can I put a gesture into urban dictionary as a word. - ya can’t!
the hobo community is thick with gestures, which homed people usually don’t understand if they see.. and hobos and urban dictionary are like shoe laces to shoes.. ie. when we are just tryin to fill our gas tank for $200 to at least know what the fucks are saying to each other surrounding the location, maybe its hello, maybe they mean rape the ass of this person after the gas pump finishes raping them, we dunno.. but if we did know a gesture and know it’s an I am legend situation - probably save the zombie booty hole raping!
But really - urban gestures would be dope. And people must post the gesture as a gif, or a set of 1-5 images showing the gesture, and to what the common assumed name given to the gesture I guess, and a definition to its meaning. Or some shit like that.. but I know, I know, Idea is gold right? And just don’t forget about the little guy here who gave you the idea when it gets humongous as f now alright?! ;) Lol But free idea from me to you guys to have none the less. and still could bang out coffe mugs and T shirts with the gestures :) lol. Later
If urban dictionary had a tab/link to a new sector - Urban Gestures. Because there’s a million ways people say things to each other on the street, or work, etc that are done without words.. and how can I put a gesture into urban dictionary as a word. - ya can’t!
the hobo community is thick with gestures, which homed people usually don’t understand if they see.. and hobos and urban dictionary are like shoe laces to shoes.. ie. when we are just tryin to fill our gas tank for $200 to at least know what the fucks are saying to each other surrounding the location, maybe its hello, maybe they mean rape the ass of this person after the gas pump finishes raping them, we dunno.. but if we did know a gesture and know it’s an I am legend situation - probably save the zombie booty hole raping!
But really - urban gestures would be dope. And people must post the gesture as a gif, or a set of 1-5 images showing the gesture, and to what the common assumed name given to the gesture I guess, and a definition to its meaning. Or some shit like that.. but I know, I know, Idea is gold right? And just don’t forget about the little guy here who gave you the idea when it gets humongous as f now alright?! ;) Lol But free idea from me to you guys to have none the less. and still could bang out coffe mugs and T shirts with the gestures :) lol. Later
by pseudonympho March 22, 2022
Get the urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!!mug. by pseudonympho March 02, 2022
Get the skyperchmug. “Bro I’m hungry, come on lemme get one of them Pobo Purps player - You always hiding a pobo in your socks or your sleeves, check ya god damn jock strap I don’t care hook it up!
by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
Get the Pobo Purpsmug. (Lez•mole•een)
A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..
You think so?
In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!
bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
You think so?
In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!
bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
Get the lesmolinemug. A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”
“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”
“…. “
“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”
“…. “
by pseudonympho March 01, 2022
Get the who’s fuckin?mug.