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shotgun surgery
I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery
shotgun surgery by professional_circle July 19, 2023
Chopin
A synonym describing the process whereby a living or non-living object breaks up another living or non-living object into smaller pieces that are usually not able to be put back together again
Before your dad went to get milk, he ordered you to do some Chopin on the piano.
Soon, your room was full of small pieces of wood.
I guess that's why he didn't come back.
Soon, your room was full of small pieces of wood.
I guess that's why he didn't come back.
Chopin by professional_circle July 19, 2023
anperson
anperson by professional_circle December 28, 2022
Onionfist
Video games are the antidote to an illness called boredom. Games cure boredom. When you are diagnosed with boredom, you play League of Legends (LOL) or Call of Duty (COD).
But there is a deadly variant of the boredom disease: Classroom boredom. The most bored state of a human being is the state of sitting in a boring classroom and listening to a boring lecture. Just as absolute zero marks the coldest temperature, classroom boredom marks the greatest degree of boredom.
However, existing medicine such as LOL or COD can not be prescribed to a person diagnosed with classroom boredom. The games are blocked by the school network and are too conspicuous to play. They fall under the radar of teachers, making them inaccessible and ineffective for curing classroom boredom.
Onionfist Studio specializes in treating classroom boredom. We develop undetectable and unblockable video games, providing life-saving treatment to patients diagnosed with classroom boredom. Packaged as Chrome Extensions, our games can be opened and closed instantly at the click of an icon or the escape button. Moreover, our games do not show up in your search history. Onionfist games will disguise and infiltrate any firewall to save lives.
That’s right. The mission of Onionfist is to eradicate classroom boredom and restore the sanity of school children world wide.
But there is a deadly variant of the boredom disease: Classroom boredom. The most bored state of a human being is the state of sitting in a boring classroom and listening to a boring lecture. Just as absolute zero marks the coldest temperature, classroom boredom marks the greatest degree of boredom.
However, existing medicine such as LOL or COD can not be prescribed to a person diagnosed with classroom boredom. The games are blocked by the school network and are too conspicuous to play. They fall under the radar of teachers, making them inaccessible and ineffective for curing classroom boredom.
Onionfist Studio specializes in treating classroom boredom. We develop undetectable and unblockable video games, providing life-saving treatment to patients diagnosed with classroom boredom. Packaged as Chrome Extensions, our games can be opened and closed instantly at the click of an icon or the escape button. Moreover, our games do not show up in your search history. Onionfist games will disguise and infiltrate any firewall to save lives.
That’s right. The mission of Onionfist is to eradicate classroom boredom and restore the sanity of school children world wide.
Onionfist by professional_circle December 28, 2022