princetontiger's definitions

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Eaglemaniac

A condition that occurs when someone feels intense internal pressure to display patriotic images, especially bald eagles, particularly when the eagle is itself colored with stars and stripes.

Excessive use of flags as backdrops on large screens as if to send a subliminal message.

Tony:"What do you think of The Colbert Report's new design? Pretty amazing graphics."

Amy: "I don't know. Think he's getting pretty Eaglemaniacal."

by PrincetonTiger February 5, 2010

McPain

The 2008 Presidential/Vice Presidential ticket.

"Who you voting for, Marilyn?"

"Dunno. McPain or Jobama? I'll decide when I get to the poll, if it's the right poll and the line isn't too long."

by PrincetonTiger February 23, 2009

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

by PrincetonTiger February 4, 2010

Bottomographic

Map of the bottom of the ocean.

Phil: What do you call that map of the Marianas Trench?
Rhonda: I believe it is bottomographic!
Phil: Is that an innuendo?

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

League of Morons

The supposedly brilliant people who run our government who fuck everything up beyond belief.

Our current economic, political and military mess is an example of work of The League of Morons.

From Burn After Reading:

CIA Boss about complicated case involving murders, affairs,etc.:

"Report back to me when ... I don't know ... when it makes sense."

by PrincetonTiger March 4, 2009