Kid Pro Quo

When two parental units (single or duo) send a responsible and/or experienced kid off to monitor the less responsible and/or inexperienced, resulting in parental relaxation.
G(9th grader): Can I go to (BadBoy)'s house?
Mother of G: Only if C(junior) goes with you?
G & C & C's mom: Yeah!
All Parents: Kid Pro Quo!
by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009
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Jobama

The 2008 Democractic Presidential/Vice Presidential candidates
"Who are you voting for, Marilyn?"

"I'm looking for change but someone who knows how Congress works. I'm voting for Jobama! Better than McPain."
by princetontiger October 20, 2008
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Eaglemaniac

A condition that occurs when someone feels intense internal pressure to display patriotic images, especially bald eagles, particularly when the eagle is itself colored with stars and stripes.

Excessive use of flags as backdrops on large screens as if to send a subliminal message.
Tony:"What do you think of The Colbert Report's new design? Pretty amazing graphics."

Amy: "I don't know. Think he's getting pretty Eaglemaniacal."
by PrincetonTiger February 05, 2010
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autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.
Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."
by PrincetonTiger February 05, 2010
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Bottomographic

Phil: What do you call that map of the Marianas Trench?
Rhonda: I believe it is bottomographic!
Phil: Is that an innuendo?
by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009
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League of Morons

The supposedly brilliant people who run our government who fuck everything up beyond belief.
Our current economic, political and military mess is an example of work of The League of Morons.

From Burn After Reading:

CIA Boss about complicated case involving murders, affairs,etc.:

"Report back to me when ... I don't know ... when it makes sense."

by PrincetonTiger October 26, 2008
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Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.
Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!
by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009
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