She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.
by Preston November 17, 2004
The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.
Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)
by Preston May 14, 2003
A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.
George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
by Preston November 17, 2004
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the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...
by Preston May 15, 2003
A blend of hardcore and metal music that evolved in the mid-to-late 90's ; usually out of context with the norm. With lyrical themes ranging from politics to personal.
by Preston March 09, 2005
a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.
I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.
by Preston November 17, 2004