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When a woman is horny and her vagina is open wide.
Having a wide on is her gwinging. Female version of a males hard on.
Having a wide on is her gwinging. Female version of a males hard on.
After watching a raunchy romantic movie Sharon was gwinging.
Elisha was gwinging by the time Shaun pulled out his member.
Kay drenched her panties from gwinging.
Elisha was gwinging by the time Shaun pulled out his member.
Kay drenched her panties from gwinging.
by pornzi May 8, 2020
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Mockery with an element of patronisation for being in a shitty mood.
Great term to use for when the wife is having an unnecessary bitch fit.
Mahoody can be spoken in child like manner to encourage full rage from spouse.
Mockery with an element of patronisation for being in a shitty mood.
Great term to use for when the wife is having an unnecessary bitch fit.
Mahoody can be spoken in child like manner to encourage full rage from spouse.
“Are you in a mahoody again sweetheart?”
“Dont get all mahoody, you’ll end up #motional”
“Ooh I wonder who’s in a big mahoody today; yeah wittle gwumpy mahoodies isn’t we “
“Dont get all mahoody, you’ll end up #motional”
“Ooh I wonder who’s in a big mahoody today; yeah wittle gwumpy mahoodies isn’t we “
by pornzi April 1, 2024
Get the Mahoody mug.When somebody feels like a champion in everyday life but nobody around you recognizes or acknowledges your are.
ie: You think your a winner when your not.
ie: You think your a winner when your not.
Normally a champax is observed by others
Brad is a champax; he feels like a winner when
hes not.
Hi Champax - referring to someone you can see feels like a champion when they're not.
Brad is a champax; he feels like a winner when
hes not.
Hi Champax - referring to someone you can see feels like a champion when they're not.
by pornzi July 30, 2019
Get the Champax mug.A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.
“That guy is captained”
“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”
“That is a Captain idea mate”
“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”
“That is a Captain idea mate”
by pornzi May 1, 2023
Get the Captain mug.Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco
Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.
Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.
Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.
The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.
Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.
Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.
Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.
The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.
Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.
“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”
“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”
by pornzi May 6, 2020
Get the Shelling mug.Andrew knelt before stephen grasping his dainty snozla .
During intercourse with Andrew, Stephen noticed cigarette smoking had affected his blood flow and stamina , thus reducing his member to a snozla.
During intercourse with Andrew, Stephen noticed cigarette smoking had affected his blood flow and stamina , thus reducing his member to a snozla.
by pornzi September 24, 2016
Get the Snozla mug.Ducknicks - slang Kiwi (New Zealand) name for tobacco cigarette.
Sometimes spelt ducknix and also pronounced as ducknucks/ducknux.
Sometimes spelt ducknix and also pronounced as ducknucks/ducknux.
John owes from chaining ducknicks. Shaun will get him to go halvie's in another pack.
Liam never purchases his own ducknucks; he will only smoke op.
I could go a ducknick right now.
Kay sparked up a ducknick to relieve the stress of pregnancy.
Liam never purchases his own ducknucks; he will only smoke op.
I could go a ducknick right now.
Kay sparked up a ducknick to relieve the stress of pregnancy.
by pornzi July 30, 2019
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