porneggs's definitions

what's twisting that bitch's tit?

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

by porneggs June 27, 2006

sun-mabitch

Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.

"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"

by porneggs May 24, 2006

Bong Laden

A massive bong orginally made out of a giant Promo-Cup from Taco Bell. Bong Laden AKA The Terrorist Bong is wanted on several counts of kicking the shit out of everyone's lungs.

"Yo, I found the Bong Laden. Come over and pack bowls"
"werd"

by porneggs May 31, 2006

yo relax

a term used when someone is clearly getting too worked up or emotional or starts spilling beer on your new jeans.

"I'm so depressed man, im never going to find another girl like that"
"yo relax"

by porneggs September 11, 2005

naygrum

derived from Chappelle Show character Clayton Bigsby, it is a deviation of the word "Nayger", which means "nigger."

Usually used as a salute, or to acknowledge one of your friends.

"Hey Will, wattup man"
"Howdy Naygrum"

by Porneggs May 23, 2006

ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs September 21, 2005

TBD's

Acronym, standing for Titties by Default. Refers to the massive protrusions of fatty tissue present in the chest area of overweight women, and occasionaly men. Not to be confused with BAT's (bomb-ass titties), Titties by Default are not composed of breast tissue, but rather an inevitable dispersion of fat cells throughout the bodies of those afflicted. While TBD's are responsible for giving fat women a false sense of confidence and self worth, they are equally capable of deceiving unsuspecting onlookers, and masquerading as BAT's.

Stel: "Holy shit, that girl eating the nacho plate to herself has PHENOMENAL breasts. I can't stop staring"

Me "No dude, they're TBD's. If I was 3 bills I would have phenomenal breasts too."

by porneggs November 11, 2010