winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

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accordian

attributable to

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

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a young lady wearing rather tight underwear or the underwear in question

christ! if she bends over her pubestranglers will cut her in half

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

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An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

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an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

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someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

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a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

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