Definitions by poodlewrestler

winker 

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

winker by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

Doh! 

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

Doh! by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

scrolls 

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

scrolls by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

mouse 

see also mousetrousers

mouse by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

pube 

see also pubestrangler

pube by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

pubestrangler 

a young lady wearing rather tight underwear or the underwear in question

christ! if she bends over her pubestranglers will cut her in half

pubestrangler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex 

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

fartex by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003