poodlewrestler's definitions

digital teabags

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.

"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

Doh!

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

scrolls

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003