Doh!

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

pube

see also pubestrangler

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 30, 2005

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

mouse

see also mousetrousers

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003