grindlepumper

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

by poodlewrestler June 17, 2005

mouse

see also mousetrousers

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

Doh!

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003