poodlewrestler's definitions

fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

mouse

see also mousetrousers

by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

groils

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

pubestrangler

a young lady wearing rather tight underwear or the underwear in question

christ! if she bends over her pubestranglers will cut her in half

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003