Definitions by poodlewrestler

mousetrousers 

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

mousetrousers by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

tosswobbler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

anklebitingly by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

poodle wrestler 

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

poodle wrestler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

digital teabags 

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.

"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

digital teabags by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toenail clippings 

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

toenail clippings by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

snotgobbler 

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

snotgobbler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003