anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

scrolls

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

groils

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Doh!

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003