ponzi_joe's definitions
One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.
He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013
Get the e-musclesmug. An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..
Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.
sugar daddy older man rich guy hgh steroids
sugar daddy older man rich guy hgh steroids
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
Get the Splenda Daddymug. When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut
Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz
Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart
Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart
by ponzi_joe December 30, 2014
Get the The Auschwitzmug. The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013
Get the Clearing my Historymug. When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013
Get the Bryce Harperingmug. The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
Get the Killed a Bearmug. Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
Get the Ran the Princeton Offensemug.