pollup's definitions

indian shit

When you are camping or ice-fishing and have to take a huge dump in the snow. The dump is typically really red with chunks of corn in it.

Dude, put down that fishing rod and come check out this huge indian shit I just took. Look, stir it up with a stick. There's a whole bunch of corn in it. Sick!

by Pollup December 22, 2007

UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

by pollup January 11, 2008

Piprek

The Anglicized Polish slang word for "Pimp." The word is commonly used in Chicago as a combination of the words "Prekiodor" (Spanish Stud) and "Rekkus Raxus" (Polish Guard) to refer to one who is especially studly and awesome.

That guy is fucking Piprek. Look at those fucking skanks chillin' with that dude.

by pollup January 11, 2008

Diarrhea Porn

When a porn movie is about, features, or includes some kind of diarrhea in someone's mouth or snootch.

Hey Father William! Check out this video my mom sent me. Diarrhea porn!

by Pollup February 3, 2008

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

Unwrap the soap

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

by Pollup December 25, 2007

America

America is probably the worst country in the world. Not surprisingly, 50% of its occupants also think it sucks ass. Think about it - can you name a country in the world in which at least half of its citizens think it sucks? Nope. Even Somalians love their country more than Americans do.

Boy, I hate living in America, don't you?

Yep. I shore do, buckwheat. I shore do.

Wanna go start a pointless war to distract our fellow citizens from reality?

Good idea. See you there. Bring your child raping kit and some grenades.

Ok.

by Pollup October 1, 2008