The opposite of a lesbian. Generally, morebians really, really like cock. Unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dykes who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat bitch snatch).
Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.
So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.
Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.
Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.
So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.
Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.
Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Man, I thought that was a couch. I was about to sit down and then I looked closer and it was one of those huge angry bitches that hate men. Fuck - I almost got eaten!
I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."
Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."
Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
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You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
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Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"
Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).
Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.
Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"
Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).
Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.
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Barry: Frank...I'M SERIOUS....DO NOT TURN AROUND -
Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?
Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.
Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...
Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.
Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?
Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.
Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...
Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.
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