A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.
Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 03, 2019
Get the sea calamitymug. The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.
by poisonIvy May 19, 2019
Get the Carnelian Queenmug. Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
Get the Eternimatemug. The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.
Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.
As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.
Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.
As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.
Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
by poisonIvy March 03, 2019
Get the shipwreckshipmug. 1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.
2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
Get the evolmug. An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.
In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
by poisonIvy May 27, 2019
Get the riding cropmug. Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.
by poisonIvy October 02, 2017
Get the Deerhartmug.