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Definitions by poisonIvy

sea calamity 

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
sea calamity by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

shipwreck 

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
shipwreck by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.
evol by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
an essential component of the needed palindrome evolve love live evil evol evlove, evlove is evolve in reverse.

1. the concatination of the words evolve, and love, has a combined meaning in duality.

2. refers to the everlasting aspect of love and the fact that all who engage in such folly are beautiful idiots.
evlove by poisonIvy November 29, 2017

Deerhart 

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.
Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.
Deerhart by poisonIvy October 2, 2017

Eternimate 

Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.
Eternimate by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
Gay and yet somehow not gay. Archaic: Strange and peculiar.
a young queer norseman once loved a gay black harvard professor.
Queer by poisonIvy September 28, 2017