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The big dick paradox
The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
The big dick paradox by please enter your username September 28, 2022
Gamer Conversation Syndrome
There are many parts to this syndrome.
-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.
-Lack of skills with women.
-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.
-An inability to move out their parent's house
-Always trying to be alpha
-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances
-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality
-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.
-Lack of skills with women.
-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.
-An inability to move out their parent's house
-Always trying to be alpha
-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances
-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality
-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
Gamer Conversation Syndrome by please enter your username January 16, 2022
Nelk Quality Music
(NQM) A song which sounds so good Nelk could use it in a video. Nelk's editor Ausgod only use fire songs, this is not just limited to hip hop, as nelk has used almost every genre of music.
Nelk Quality Music by please enter your username October 28, 2021
fake culture
a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.
Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
fake culture by please enter your username March 24, 2021
This guy's built like a fucking fridge
A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.
goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.
This guy's built like a fucking fridge by please enter your username February 22, 2021
Newsome
(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Newsome by please enter your username February 18, 2021
Beat meat repeat paradox
When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.
Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.
Beat meat repeat paradox by please enter your username February 16, 2021