116 definitions by playdohman

mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by playdohman May 10, 2004

omniphiliac

one who has sex with everything

That omniphiliac raped the tree!

by playdohman May 10, 2004

dumbass

1. a person at school that is so damn fat and retarded they have conversations in the middle of the hallway and block causing all kinds of student traffic
2. john kerry
3. a hobo i saw that mugged a little child for his happy meal

dumbasses are usually fatasses

by playdohman October 2, 2004

reefer joe

usually means marijuana
can be someone's name

did you smoke reefer joe last night?

by playdohman May 10, 2004

Constitution

What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office

giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president

by playdohman March 3, 2005

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by playdohman March 3, 2005

tumor

a group of cancerous cells that forms naturally in the body, like steroids

Tumors are not caused by carcinogens

by playdohman May 11, 2004