AQUALIBRIUM

(ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.

You have to find your aqualibrium on that fountain because there is something shoved down into it that makes it squirt farther.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

pizza slut

Someone who really really likes, no loves to eat pizza.

Mary- Who's down to throw in on a pizza?

Jane- Oh, me!

Jill- Me too!

Jane- OMG like we didn't already know that you pizza slut!

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

UNFARE

(un fayr') n. The dollar you owe the cab driver before you've even moved a foot.

Its going to be around 30 dollars to get back to west side and I have exactly 30. Were going to need at least another 5 or so of unfare.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

NAPJERK

(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.

Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.

by piyox420andreev August 22, 2010

helg

noun- A very young ripper at sports such as surfing, snowboarding, and skating.

Look at that little helg out there tearing it up like he owns the place.

by piyox420andreev August 14, 2010

scadivit

noun: another name for line or rail of a drug that will be inhaled through the nose.

Im about ready for another scadivit. What about you?

by piyox420andreev July 23, 2010