david andreev

A pure bred bulgarian human capable of future prophecy and warnings of natural disasters.
Where in the hell is david andreev when you need him?
by piyox420andreev July 23, 2010
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spunout

The state one is in when under the influence of meth with no sleep for a few days.Spun-out
No man Im staying inside and close that damn curtain! I dont want to even see outside today, Im too spunout!
by piyox420andreev July 23, 2010
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quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.
Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!
by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010
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tootsie roll

noun: Another word for a blunt. Blunt is a rolled up joint/cigar made using the paper of a cigar and filled with marijuana. Mainly this word is used by the homosexual crowd.
Hey girl. Hope you still got that tootsie roll wrapped up for the rave tonight.
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AQUALIBRIUM

(ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.
You have to find your aqualibrium on that fountain because there is something shoved down into it that makes it squirt farther.
by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010
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BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.
Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!
by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010
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ZIPCUFFED

(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.
Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?

Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!
by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010
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