piyox420andreev's definitions

quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.

Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!

by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010

tootsie roll

noun: Another word for a blunt. Blunt is a rolled up joint/cigar made using the paper of a cigar and filled with marijuana. Mainly this word is used by the homosexual crowd.

Hey girl. Hope you still got that tootsie roll wrapped up for the rave tonight.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

werb

apparatus commonly used to smoke ice or meth, Similar to a bong used to smoke marijuana.

Hey Aaron pass me that werb already man its not a fuckin microphone!

by piyox420andreev July 23, 2010

david andreev

A pure bred bulgarian human capable of future prophecy and warnings of natural disasters.

Where in the hell is david andreev when you need him?

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

ZIPCUFFED

(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.

Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?

Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.

Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010