pissbaby67's definitions

number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker, internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinded-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.

number 3 is diarrhea

ryah: last week i had a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and haven’t felt safe in a bathroom since!

by pissbaby67 June 22, 2021

pissbaby67

She is beauty she is grace. Booty all up in her face. Won the contest, got first place. Out of orbit, out in space. An alien, destroying the human race. She likes silk and she likes lace, If she's scared, she pulls out mace. Detective got thrown off the case. She is swift, not leaving a trace. She has a super top secret base. Try to catch her it's a chase. If she was a playing card, she'd be ace. If you fight her, you'll be left in a neck brace. She is not fast, nor slow, she goes at her own pace. She likes pottery, she owns a vase. She likes musicals, operas, and plays. She owns the female gaze. Everyone falls for her, even the gays. She loves animals, she often takes in strays. She's always busy, gone for days. She leaves men in a daze. She likes a little fog, a little haze. She's complex, her brain is like a maze. She'll love, forever and always. On the evil, she preys. She is spiritual, she often prays. All her hard work, off it pays. She likes the beach, on the sand she lays. If you're an enemy, be prepared for a taze. And scene.

Ryah: I love pissbaby67.
Awooga: TRUUUUE.

by pissbaby67 February 6, 2022

kinky

something straight girls think they are after commenting "rail me lol" on josh richard's tiktok videos.

"i want noah beck to choke me, im so kinky!"

by pissbaby67 December 25, 2020