organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.
"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."
by Pierre December 24, 2005
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eurotrash

Often traveling in pairs, Eurotrash promenade their slim and overly fragrant bodies to trendy locales. Not wealthy through their own efforts, they are highly demanding.
See: Italiana with beau both swimming in CHANEL and hair gel
by Pierre August 27, 2004
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fester

One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.
Fester the ingester.
by Pierre May 28, 2004
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bumpsy daisy

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.
"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker
by pierre March 19, 2003
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Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.
Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.
by pierre May 02, 2004
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eggplant

I hate eggplants. What a filthy
by Pierre May 28, 2004
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Soiler

One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.
"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.

"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool
by Pierre March 03, 2005
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