illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

by Phish April 07, 2005

illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

by Phish April 11, 2005

uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 08, 2005

bush stick

Noun. Something/someone that does not come back. It is therefore not like a boomerang - it is a bush stick.

Yeah I rebooted it remotely and it's fucked. Bush stick.

Uncle Craggle finished his beer, said fu fu meat u and then he was gone. That man is a total bush stick.

by Phish April 13, 2005

Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.

After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake

by Phish September 02, 2003

chunderwuzzer

Noun. Any mad australian that has had too much to drink, been thrown out of a pub and is laying in the street with his trousers around his ankles sobbing and vommiting - constantly living the fu fu meat u moment.

Why is Cobby crying like a bitch? Why is he half-stripped? Has he been raped? What a chunderwuzzer.

by Phish April 13, 2005

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

by PHiSH September 15, 2014