(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter March 26, 2011
not to be confused with 'divert,' already a word, or 'convert' which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, DE-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they'd rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world's various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you'd be sentenced to burn in the flames of hell forever.
This church used to be packed every Sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.
by Phillydrifter December 05, 2008
men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.
by Phillydrifter December 05, 2008
(noun) steak + bacon. Similar to turducken (turkey stuffed with duck, which is stuffed with chicken) steakon is simply beef with bacon. Possibilities include actual steak with bacon, pot roast with bacon, etc.
I'm having steakon for dinner since our freezer blew out and we have to eat everything or we'll lose it.
by phillydrifter September 08, 2010
(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage
(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."
by phillydrifter August 11, 2011
(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic
"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
by phillydrifter December 09, 2007
(verb) (cop-E-pAst) the act of manually copying and pasting a URL from a site such as Myspace into a new browser pane because you can't be sure if they've disallowed the intermediary link they not clip onto every URL added.
Myspace disclaimer: you will have to copypaste all the urls I give you because Myspace has flagged me as a terrorist and breaks any linkage i provide.
by phillydrifter March 12, 2009