Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!
"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."
"oh look, a reality denialist."
"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."
"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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Get the fapit mug.men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.
by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008
Get the ungasm mug.(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.
guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
by phillydrifter December 15, 2010
Get the decoy pack mug.(noun) steak + bacon. Similar to turducken (turkey stuffed with duck, which is stuffed with chicken) steakon is simply beef with bacon. Possibilities include actual steak with bacon, pot roast with bacon, etc.
I'm having steakon for dinner since our freezer blew out and we have to eat everything or we'll lose it.
by phillydrifter September 08, 2010
Get the steakon mug.(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic
"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
by phillydrifter January 03, 2008
Get the farkument mug.Any souped out/pimped up car with a loud stereo system, especially base to annoy the living shit out of everyone in a 5 mile radius; makes good target practice in the wrong neighborhoods to get it's tires shot out.
"Hear about Diesel's ride, man?" "Nah man what happen?" "Left his negromobile run idle outside to make a drug deal, and that mofo got shot to shit."
by Phillydrifter February 08, 2009
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