S.N.A.F.U

Situation Normal All Fucked Up

by Phil September 21, 2003

corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

by Phil May 04, 2004

cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.

<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol

by phil May 11, 2004

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 04, 2005

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 19, 2006

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003