Definitions by pfc. Snowball

ex-wife 

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

ex-wife by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

TSPD

Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD

My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD

TSPD by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

TSPD

Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD

My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD

TSPD by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

big ol' brown ass titties 

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

big ol' brown ass titties by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

sand fleas 

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

sand fleas by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

cyber syphilis 

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

cyber syphilis by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

twat clot 

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle

The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"

twat clot by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008