DWBW 

Acronym standing for Drunk With Boys, Whoops! This is actually a streamlined form of the observed phenomenon "sometimes people get drunk in a room with boys and things happen." In the DWBW form, the phrase can be easily texted or used in mixed company as a way of communicating to a friend that errors in judgement may or may not have been made, rendering the user of the phrase in need of a ride, understanding and gentleness, coffee and mimosas, bail money, plan B delivery, forgiveness or cover for absence at an appointed time and place, or any other circumstance that might arise from such a situation.

J: You're looking a mite disheveled this morning, princess. Are you ill?
S: Uhhhh, DWBW.
J: Please tell me he's at least close to our age rather than cougar bait.

S: Where the hell have you been? Your roommate is screaming at me that that I LOST you!
J: Um, yes. DWBW. Let me see if I can find a magazine with the address of where I am on it.
S: I'll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up.

DWBW by petuniafarmer April 4, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016