special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 01, 2007

french military

a military that gets scared and surrenders

The french military surrendered again?!?

by peter March 26, 2005

morrible

n. combination of more and horrible

That shit is morrible than the last batch.

by peter February 04, 2005

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 01, 2006

S&M

A live album performed by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. One of the greatest shows in the history of rock.

S&M is my favorite live album.

by Peter September 08, 2003

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004