When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.
I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face
by Pete March 18, 2004
This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.
That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.
I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.
I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.
by pete August 12, 2004
You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"
a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"
you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"
a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"
you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"
by Pete May 03, 2004
The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 18, 2005
the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.
by Pete August 27, 2003
When dealing with an uprising in a foreign country, and not sure if the acts of violence are terrorism, an isurgency, or the work of guerillas
by Pete January 25, 2005