pentozali's definitions

Timtron

Famous former pirate radio broadcaster who now has programs on the shortwave station WBCQ. A Maine native, he coins his own expressions like "zorched" for "electrically shorted, blown out", "Verminmont" for "Vermont", "Clownada" for "Canada", "Howareya" for "Hawaii", among many others. A frequent attendee of the annual Winter SWL (shortwave listener) Fests at the Best Western Towamencin in Kulpsville, Pennsylvania.

Hey, there're Timtron andCaptain Ganja at the Fest!

by pentozali April 8, 2007

oob

An obese person's arm. Only used affectionately, never derisively.

Gertrude has gooshky oobs. She may be fat but she's not an ugly person.

by pentozali December 30, 2005

R2R

A reel-to-reel tape recorder.

I love my CDs and my iPod, but I'm NOT selling my R2R---no way!

by pentozali October 10, 2008

Blastoon

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see, a bassoon-shaped Fighting-Type Pokemon. Its attacks are Subsonic Boom, Spin Punch, and Double Baton Slap.

Blastoon, Subsonic Boom, NOW!

by pentozali November 19, 2007

runkkari

Finnish word for a jerkoff; someone who masturbates too often.

Who let that runkkari into the club?

by pentozali February 28, 2009

toolkit

The entire male gonad package.

I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.

by pentozali August 26, 2013

vess

To investigate someone or something; an investigation. From "in-VES-ti-gate" and "in-VES-ti-ga-tion"

That friend of yours needs a vess. He seems to be doing something under the table.

by pentozali August 4, 2007