pentozali's definitions

moyl-schvenkekhtz

Yiddish word for mouthwash, like Listerine, Scope, etc.

Bubbeh, get the moyl-schvenkekhtz for me---I gotta date tonight!

by pentozali March 17, 2008

DNA transfer device

Nerdy way of saying "cock".

I desire connecting my DNA transfer device to her roseaceous hirsute receptacle.

by pentozali July 9, 2012

cunge

Female sex organ; pussy.

Ahhh, if I could only get into Vicky's beautiful cunge!

by pentozali May 10, 2009

tarator

A gift frpm the gods on a hot, humid day! Tarator is a cold soup made with yogurt, dill, garlic, cucumbers, and paprika, very popular with Bulgarians and Albanians. A related soup is cacik (Turkish and Armenian, also served cold), and a related sauce, very common for gyros, is Greek tsatsiki. There is also an Armenian yogurt soup, served hot with barley or a similar grain, called tanabour.

Zymi Restaurant in the Bronx makes delicious Albanian tarator.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

ommy

Ominous, brooding, foreboding.

They really picked an ommy location in New Zealand for Mt. Doom: it's Mt. Ngauruohe.

by pentozali May 5, 2008

bulp

The gagging sounds made by someone who is about to pray to the porcelain god.

Uhhh, here it comes...I ate somet'ing I shouldn'ta eaten and I'm gonna bulp any minute!

by pentozali January 13, 2009

WSOD

White Screen Of Death. The white patina that forms on greenhouse walls and is very hard to remove. Caused by a combination of spraying plants with hard water, plant sap, bird poop, and insecticides. Can contribute to plant death by blocking sunlight and moisture.

John, you need to clean the glass in your tropical greenhouse a little more often, otherwise you'll get the WSOD!

by pentozali September 9, 2009