pentozali's definitions
Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
Get the message chasermug. by pentozali July 3, 2011
Get the 17U3DAmug. The bane of musicians all over the world: a music stand that sinks by itself, caused by stripped threading inside the bore of the stand.
John, get yourself another music stand. This one's a sinker. The conductor'll keep on badmouthing you 'cause you'll wind up staring down at the music and not at him!
by pentozali September 26, 2013
Get the sinkermug. I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
by pentozali May 22, 2010
Get the house of ill computemug. by pentozali October 30, 2008
Get the screpmug. A classic cinematic camera with two spools at the top for the film. The silhouette of the camera resembles the profile of a hula girl with large breasts (the film spools) and arms out to one side (the lens).
by pentozali August 25, 2013
Get the hula girlmug. Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.
Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!
by pentozali April 16, 2006
Get the office Santamug.