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botulism bot

Any online record citing a restaurant's failed hygienic inspection, e.g. rats and toxic chemicals detected nrar food storage areas.
Mary, I wouldn't touch that restaurant with a ten-foot pole. The botulism bot says that vermin were found near the food storage areas!
by pentozali April 11, 2009
mugGet the botulism botmug.

shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.
Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!
by pentozali May 2, 2010
mugGet the shoot milk at the moonmug.

Dracula

Used as a verb: to stifle a cough or sneeze or throat-clearing in your sleeve. Kinda gross but a much better way of preventing people from getting your germs than having the droplets go into the air or the hand. Called "Dracula" because of the resemblance of the motion to Dracula unfurling his cape.
Don't sneeze into your hand---Dracula it!
by pentozali September 24, 2011
mugGet the Draculamug.

bar muttzvah

The day that you realize that your pet dog is no longer a puppy but an adult dog.
Today we're having a bar muttzvah for Sandy!
by pentozali June 21, 2009
mugGet the bar muttzvahmug.

Putinia

You must be out of your mind to want to visit Putinia now! Old Weaselface is off his rocker!
by pentozali June 3, 2014
mugGet the Putiniamug.

flank steak

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!
by pentozali August 17, 2013
mugGet the flank steakmug.

sitch

I got myself into a really bad sitch with that phone call.
by pentozali March 28, 2008
mugGet the sitchmug.

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