skiffy

Derogatory word for an immature fan of science fiction, or sci-fi. A science fiction fan who doesn't have a realistic attitude toward the genre, but thinks that science fiction is the be-all ad end-all of his/her life.
Look at that skiffy over there with the Spock ears. Let's hit him with the Shrek slime!
by pentozali February 06, 2006
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house moss

The tufts and whorls of accumulated dust and dirt that form on floors and under couches, beds, etc. because you haven't swept those rooms in a while.
Danny, clean up that house moss right now!
by pentozali February 06, 2006
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kouni

The Farsi word for "pussy" (vagina). Pronounced "KOOH-nee".
That Iranian girl has a small kouni!
by pentozali November 26, 2007
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debs

The opposite of oobs: extremely bony, scrawny arms. Not necessarily found on anorexics or cancer patients. From Spanish "debil"="weak".
Joanne, you're getting debs. You need some carbs to fill you out a little more.
by pentozali April 22, 2008
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assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".
Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.
by pentozali August 11, 2010
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kryptonite

Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.
Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.
by pentozali March 03, 2008
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jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
by pentozali May 02, 2009
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