pentozali's definitions

boutz

Another way to spell bootz.

Ana boutz e. (Translation: Ana is a cunt.)

by pentozali July 15, 2006

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

fafner

A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.

I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!

by pentozali October 11, 2010

triple-O

Out Of Order. From the abbreviation "OOO".

I tried to call my dad but his phone's messed up. It's triple-O!

by pentozali January 3, 2008

clatterati

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.

NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!

by pentozali October 26, 2013

lethargometer

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.

I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!

by pentozali November 4, 2009

clocktail

An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.

I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!

by pentozali September 14, 2012