fafner 

A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.

I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!

fafner by pentozali October 11, 2010

FABNERD

FABNERD is the SUPERMAN of the dim.

FABNERD - He MAY be dim, but, he IS deadly!

FABNERD by FABARM October 23, 2018

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

Scott Fayner 

Scott Fayner

n. 1. An "avid" writter in todays adult industry. A drug enthusiast to say the least, crack head to say the most (Seymour Butts). For what he lacks in news, he makes up for in creativity.

adj. 1) to love cocaine.

2) to have a small and crooked penis.
3) to be nearly as famous as the butler from fresh prince.

Porno Bitch #1: I heard Scott Fayner makes good girls go bad.

Porno Bitch #2: He's really hott. I want him.

Porno Bitch #1: He's got the clap. And I think I he likes drugs.

Scott Fayner by Sean Karabekir April 12, 2005

faffer 

A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote

George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.

faffer by Henley January 1, 2009

Fahnert 

German last name. Hardly any live in the U.S.

known for their wild drinking and parties.

Girl: Whos is that person over there?
Other person: why that is a Fahnert!!!
Girl: I wish i Was a Fahnert!!!!

Fahnert by Anonymous70987687 July 12, 2010

fagnerd

1.) A term of derision, most notably used in PvP in the Star Wars Galaxies online game, on the Bloodfin server

2.) Original used by players Tupac and Fitty-Cent in their trashtalk

"owed! wats ur xcuse now fagnerd?!"

fagnerd by Brisc Rubal April 22, 2004