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red marble

The Earth as seen by someone whose predictions are pessimistic about global warming.
We have to send a message to the Russian government about how their burning coal will turn this planet of ours into a red marble!
by pentozali January 7, 2007
mugGet the red marblemug.

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".
Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!
by pentozali July 25, 2007
mugGet the gutterfingermug.

barfium

The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.
Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!
by pentozali January 13, 2008
mugGet the barfiummug.

sailor

A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.
Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.
by pentozali December 28, 2005
mugGet the sailormug.

Jewruvians

Peruvians of partial or full Jewish backround. Yes, they do exist!
Not many people know that Jewruvians exist and have shuls in Peru.
by pentozali November 1, 2010
mugGet the Jewruviansmug.

arm cannon

A video camera, usually a larger videocassette-carrying type.
Even though you don't use an arm cannon anymore, the copyright mafia can still confiscate your Coolpix camera even if you don't take any videos with it.
by pentozali May 1, 2009
mugGet the arm cannonmug.

klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.
I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!
by pentozali January 18, 2009
mugGet the klerp boxmug.

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