jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

Rootool

A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.

That Rootool won't be able to stand up to a Rock Type!

by pentozali January 06, 2007

flute juice

Cum; semen, the sticky white fluid that comes out of your cock when you ejaculate.

Man, that was a good fuck---I shot out a good load of my flute juice!

by pentozali March 08, 2008

yagi

Sloppy writing scratched out by using hash marks. Looks like the shape of a yagi antenna, a type of directional radio and TV antenna with dipoles running parallel to and in the plane of the conductor.

What's with this yagi all over the page? You'll have to do this report all over again. It's sloppy!

by pentozali March 08, 2012

mibs and wibs

Men in Black and Women in Black. Any Federal government worker, but especially those in various military agencies and Homeland Security-related positions.

We all hate Osama bin-Laden, but don't start talking about killing him with Novichok-5 if there are mibs and wibs around.

by pentozali October 14, 2010

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 01, 2014

furp

A cat's hairball. From "fur" + "urp" (the sound of upchucking).

What a mess---I have to clean the furp on the rug!

by pentozali January 18, 2008