TMFW

A common complaint of many a worker in any job in the English-speaking world. Stands for "Too Much ****ing Work".

Just got a stack of two hundred affidavits to notarize. TMFW!

by pentozali March 27, 2008

soupand

Pronounced "sue-PAND" this is the kind of restaurant where you're lucky to still be able to get a soup AND salad as part of a dinner special, rather than soup OR salad.

Wow, we finally found a soupand. The soupands are so hard to find these days!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

carabiner

Auto-fellatio, the act of a male sucking or licking his own cock, from the overall shape of the body, like a locked carabiner.

It's a rare guy who can go full carabiner and get past the glans!

by pentozali March 20, 2011

kounem kez

The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"

Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!)

by pentozali June 26, 2006

pipe-on

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.

Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 08, 2006