pentozali's definitions

SEAEWENT

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

by pentozali June 12, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007

Badarak

Mass, in an Armenian church.

Aram, there's a Badarak at 10 AM and another one at 12 PM. Which one are you going to?

by pentozali August 24, 2012

showbot

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

by pentozali June 27, 2009

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 7, 2013

brown thumb

The opposite of a green thumb; a person who doesn't know his brass from his oboe about taking care of plants.

Who are you giving that tree to? I wouldn't trust Lana. She's a brown thumb. You give her any plant, it'll be dead in one day!

by pentozali January 8, 2008

gurp

An expulsion of flatulence in a bathtub.

What's that noise? Is your sister making gurps again?

by pentozali December 28, 2005