pentozali's definitions

cuntree

A pussy willow tree. From an old piece of graffiti written in a public restroom: Country/Cuntree/Pussy plant/Fertilize!

Look at the buds on that cuntree over there. Looks like pussy hair!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Idiazabal

A yummy hard aged cheese, sort of nutty in flavor, that comes from the Basque country in Spain and France. Once very hard to get, this cheese seems to be appearing in more and more gourmet food stores, natural food stores, and cheese shops in the USA. Pronounced "ee-dee-ah-SAH-bahl".

Mmm...I LOVE Idiazabal!

by pentozali September 22, 2011

isep kontol gua

"Suck my dick" in Indonesian.

Isep kontol gua, Maryanne!

by pentozali November 29, 2010

hot dog bun

The labia majora of the vagina.

Oh, Rita, I wanna tap some ass right now---let me see that hot dog bun!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Ethyl

What a chemistry student might want to name one of his cats

Ethyl Salicylate, meet Vi Nyl!

by pentozali August 20, 2013

nuclear waist

A very large stomach, not necessarily on an obese person.

If you eat the way you're eating, sooner or later you're gonna get nuclear waist.

by pentozali April 1, 2010

REM slot

The time of the day when TV is at its least interesting: usually anywhere from 12 midnight to about 8 AM on any given day, when the programming you're most likely to see is dull economic news, domestic political fare, and, worst of all, infomercials. REM=rapid eye movement, a stage of the dreaming process.

One thing I hate about being a security guard is having to come home to the REM slot when I want to watch TV!

by pentozali June 13, 2008