bulp

The gagging sounds made by someone who is about to pray to the porcelain god.
Uhhh, here it comes...I ate somet'ing I shouldn'ta eaten and I'm gonna bulp any minute!
by pentozali September 25, 2008
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Ming gremlin

The little gremlin that makes objects fall and break when you're not looking---like your expensive Ming Dynasty vase.
I see that the Ming gremlin was at work again. My whole CD collection is on the floor. Dammit!
by pentozali February 28, 2006
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juice off

Seeing Christina makes me juice off!
by pentozali May 05, 2013
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TETS

An extremely poisonous pesticide that should never have been made at all. TETS is short for tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,which has a peculiar "cage" chemical structure similar to some compounds found in camphor. TETS is odorless and tasteless and causes violent convulsions in all animals and humans. The pesticide is found in the People's Republic of China and has caused several cases of poisoning there, and sometimes finds its way here in the US, sold illegally by street vendors, where it has caused one fatal case of poisoning. One of the most insidious things about TETS is that it accumulates in the tissues of animals exposed to it and remains unchanged in the enviroment for years.
The Chinese authorities have reported several cases of poisoning from TETS.
by pentozali October 17, 2007
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Sauronification

Metaphorically speaking, the spread of creeping evil over the real Earth, for example, global warming and terrorism. From Sauron, the evil ruler of Mordor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga.
Al-Qaeda's attempts to create a caliphate over the whole world is one example of Sauronification.
by pentozali June 20, 2007
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zelliges

The ornate mosaic tile work one finds in Moroccan restaurants and in Morocco itself.
Beautiful! It must have cost a fortune to put up those zelliges in this restaurant!
by pentozali March 03, 2006
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woof machine

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!
by pentozali March 10, 2006
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