pentozali's definitions
A disorder of the brain that causes its victims to twitch uncontrollably and to scream incoherently and often with obscene words.
by pentozali June 26, 2006
Get the Tourette's syndromemug. Humorously, an imaginary law firm or other so-called professional service that's not on the up-and-up and does what their title suggests.
WTF? Why do I keep on getting this popup from Cheatham and Steele? I think there's some shifty law firm that's trying to put malware on my computer!
by pentozali June 27, 2009
Get the Cheatham and Steelemug. A pussy willow tree. From an old piece of graffiti written in a public restroom: Country/Cuntree/Pussy plant/Fertilize!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
Get the cuntreemug. A woman who waits to get on the subway train to rummage in her pocketbook or shoulder bag for cosmetics and makeup when she could have done the same thing at home. Very annoying to the passengers seated immediately to the left and right of her, as she's elbowing those people in the ribs.
by pentozali March 28, 2008
Get the subway Barbiemug. Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.
$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
by pentozali December 28, 2005
Get the spoonful of poop in the barrel of honeymug. Small guitarlike instrument from the Andean countries of South America about the size of a ukulele, with a delicate tinkly sound almost like a harp, although there are other sizes including the smaller walaycho and the larger ronroco. Charangos are now made exclusively of wood, since the original material, armadillo shell, comes from a severely endangered animal and it is now illegal to export the instruments made from the animal. However, old armadillo shell charangos are legal for export and purchase as long as one has the proper documentation. Paul Simon and Arthur Garfunkel brought this instrument to the world's attention because of their collaborative efforts with Los Incas in the songs "El Condor Pasa" and "Duncan".
You bring your quena, John, bring your sikus, and I'll bring my charango. Let's play some music, guys!
by pentozali October 14, 2013
Get the charangomug. by pentozali December 4, 2013
Get the poundzymug.