Iscience

Rasta word for marijuana. Comes from "I" meaning "Haile Selassie I" or "G-d" or (any number of people plus) G-d, and "conSCIENCE" which one supposedly gains from smoking it.

Try some of dis Iscience mon, seen? Praise Jah Haile Selassie I, Jah Ras Tafari!

by pentozali April 01, 2008

Nauru string figures

The string figures of Nauru are among the most complex patterns produced on string in the world. The island nation of Nauru is the home of an anthropologically fascinating ethnic group whose customs are very similar to those on Polynesian islands.

Some of those Nauru string figures are really beautiful! I have a book that shows how to make them, but they're so tricky, I think I'll have to learn from a a pro like ISFA's Joe D'Antoni!

by pentozali May 28, 2006

defecacious

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.

I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!

by pentozali September 09, 2012

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 02, 2009

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 29, 2010

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 01, 2008

bananahead

A battle droid, from "Star Wars".

I love it when I hear a bananahead in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" saying "Roger, Roger!"

by pentozali February 17, 2009