Definitions by penisshakes

Imaginary Whore 

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

Imaginary Whore by penisshakes May 27, 2020

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive 

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Oopsgasm 

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.

"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."

Oopsgasm by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Hoecrastinating 

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019

Dad joke 

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

Dad joke by penisshakes March 31, 2016

Urban Dictionary User 

People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life

You are a urban dictionary user.

Urban Dictionary User by penisshakes July 10, 2015