Definitions by pejafme

Son Joke 

The son's version of a Dad Joke.

Usually in a similar manner to a dad joke but with more clarity and even more corny. Also called a Grandpa Joke

Dad: Hi hungry I'm Dad

Son: Hi dad I'm Hungry

Dad: That's my boy.

Son: It's all in the name, Son Joke.

Son Joke by pejafme December 3, 2020

This is not OKIE DOKIE 

When something is so wrong you can't describe how wrong it is.

Man: dies
Man 2: This is not OKIE DOKIE

This is not OKIE DOKIE by pejafme November 28, 2020

DictionUrban 

what you get when you cross clinical retardation, brain damage and brain failure with wikipedia

Gus: goes to DictionUrban

Felix: DictionUrban is shitty

DictionUrban by pejafme November 19, 2020

Skipper Ends Racism 

The best movie you've ever seen

Watch it or you're going to die.

Guy: Who's going to end racism?

Guy 2: I don't know

Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen

Skipper Ends Racism by pejafme November 4, 2020

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The most ironic phobia name ever. It means a fear of long words

Doctor: You have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Guy: dies

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by pejafme July 14, 2020

scholaephobia 

something everyone needs, basically when you are scared of pris- sorry school.

Jacques: Holy crap that boy is having a seizure

Emily: He has scholaephobia.

scholaephobia by pejafme March 3, 2020

asfijaeiorh 

Slamming your head on the keyboard because you're so bored you can't find anything to do/type.

Guy 1: Hey, are you bored?

Guy2 :asfijaeiorh

Guy 1: okay

asfijaeiorh by pejafme February 15, 2019