peg leg pete's definitions

suter

The act of making ridiculous exaggerations about yourself to impress others and/or one-up them.

Bill: I drank about 14 beers last night.

Joe: Ya, last night I drank 40 beers.

Steve: Man, you just got sutered.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

poopyapants

a phrase that when said rapidly with a in the form of a grade school principal can either sound like poop your pants or pull up your pants.

Student: Yo dawg, fo rizzle, it was off da chain.

Principal: Young man, poopyapants.

Student: Sorry sir.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

Plan B's

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

groseback

a hairstyle common among 30 to 40 year old men which consists of shaving your head bald and seeing if it grows back.

Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I just shaved my head and I'm hopin' it groseback.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007